Monday, November 9, 2009
Next Match 14/11/09
Suffolk F.A Junior Cup 3rd Round
Vs Thurston F.C28th November 2009
@ Normo
Can you bloody believe it? We never ever perform in this competition, as normally we draw an away match and are so focused on the booze for the way back we forget to play football! No need to fear lads, yet again we've been pulled out of the hat first. Meaning if you want our Little bus trip you need to turn it on once again!
At least we can judge the standard of our opponents, as they currently play in the S.I.L Division 1 the same league as Cockfield Utd who we played last term with a mix mashed squad.
(As a result of this new fixture, our pre-arranged match Vs Norton Athletic away will now be rearranged, most likely for some time in the new year.)
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Where was Ross Molby-Jones last week?

Saturday, November 7, 2009
It's a boy!
After seeing the little man himself this afternoon, two things came to mind on inspecting the little cutie..One, he must of hurt cos he's a big'un, and secondly he's already got more hair than his dad, in fact he looks like he goes to the same barber as Max Wall & Rob Sterry!
Pot Black Youth Team here we come!!!
Love and best wishes from all at L'Orange.
Crown Dethroned!
Suffolk Junior F.A Cup 07/11/09
Pot Black F.C- 6
Acton Crown- 0
Match Overview- Due to our former treasurers incompetence we were unable to raid the coffers to raise dosh to fund a club scout, after he blew our balance on a St Tropaz spray tan for him and Hotty for their weekend at Centre Parcs. As a result we entered the match blind, but aware of our opponents free scoring form.
Gary Boyd returned at left back in place of 'Too Hotty', Rob Cooper effectively filled the void left by the excellent Ian Wilson, but most notably Ben Le Compte returned to partner Max Wall with P.T happily taking his turn on the bench.
L'Orange made a dream start from kick off after a combination of a bakers dozen of passes saw Gav Hunt flick the ball into the path of Max Wall who fired home with just 40 seconds on the clock.
For the next 20 minutes Pot Black dominated but where unable to capitalise on their hard work, which frustrated all involved and could have proved costly had Kev Sherwood not produced a trademark one on one save.
The lead was doubled soon after when a Rob Cooper corner was headed on to the cross bar by inform defender Darren 'The Abyss' Laws, as the ball fell to the confident Gav Hunt who smashed home.
Rob Cooper impressed on the left wing as he danced and dazzle his way past man after man, and attained his target when he cut inside a crown defender before smashing the ball home for 3-0.
Just before the interval Crown were dealt a cruel blow when their impressive young keeper sustained a suspected broken leg when he cleared the ball in a one on one against Adam 'The Battering Ram' Bird as he appeared to kick against the powerful striker, an obstacle which as many know is more solid than it looks.
After the break Crown produced some of there best football as they upped their work rate and as a result increased possession. Although their rise would be short lived after a high looping Darren Boyd cross mystified the stand in keeper as Adam Bird nodded home.
The Wall & Le Compte pairing in the centre of the pitch continued to blossom with both playing pivotal parts to most moves. And the clubs wealth of options were proved when Paul Taylor replaced 'The Wall' continung where his young counterpart left off.
Vinny Terry was executioner in chief last week when he brought down his axe on Ole Frank, and once again he did the business with two more goal bound strikes, the first as he broke down the left before finding the bottom corner, the second as he mopped up on some poor communication before rounding the keeper and shooting into an empty net. Thankfully for L'Orange, Vinny looks set to continue his scoring form despite what at first looked like an awful injury which left him rolling in pain, turned out to be just Vinny panicking that some mud had got on his shinny designer haircut!
Praise must go to Acton Crown who after a torrid afternoon, with their plans ruined by the injury to their keeper, showed a fantastic attitude as they fought to the end, and post match shook hands and made nicety's down P.B.H.Q before the gruling 2 hour long journey back to home. Good luck for the rest of the season lads.
Okay I know its extremely easy to say how great a performance it was when you've just won 5-1 & 6-0 respectively, but there is no denying our vast improvement since the match against Oxford Arms, Not only has the football been devastating and nice to watch but we look like we've just woken up and remembered we're supposed to be enjoying ourselves! Playing with smiles! and if ever you forget that important aspect of our game again.... just remember that we finished this match with Cooper in goal, Lawsey in centre midfield, and Kev Sherwood up front if that doesn't raise a smile nothing will!!!
Goals- Max Wall, Gav Hunt, Rob Cooper, Adam Bird and Vinny Terry x2 (again)
G.H.Windows & Door M.O.M- Ben Le Compte, outstanding performance from the P.B play maker as he pulled the strings in midfield, even more impressive considering the crafty bugger switched with Lawsey claiming it a tactical move, when we all knew that he had cramp!
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Next Match 07/11/09
Suffolk Junior F.A Cup Sunday, November 1, 2009
'Too Hotty' marches forward!
I am very sad to say that following a ghastly accident involving a hover, a can of spray cream and his Venezuelan gardener Hector, Banksey has been castrated and as a result has resigned from both his post as treasurer and also from a regular playing role.Due to this Pot Black F.C we're almost immediately engulfed with applications for the post, and with 6 of the 7 prime candidates mysteriously going missing, Scott Reynolds has successfully been appointed as Neil Banks replacement.
Scotty has already stamped his authority on the position, implementing 2 stringent rules:
1) Any player who fails to pay their subs at the ground post match, has until Sunday evening to get the cash to Scott, or they will be served with fix penalty of £2.00 which is non-negotiable.
2) From now on he will only answer to the names 'Herr Reynolds' and 'Oberfurher Too Hotty' "failure to comply vill result in termination".
Leben Sie lang und Gott segnet die Orange!!!!